THE BEVERAGE SYSTEM FAILURE MUG

You asked the ship's computer for tea. The computer analyzed the request and provided... this.

This official Universal Duty Free ceramic mug captures the ultimate moment of interstellar disappointment. Featuring the diagnostic error screen from a beverage dispenser that tries its best but ultimately fails. It labels your morning coffee exactly what it is: "Hot Brown Liquid."

The perfect desk accessory for anyone who deals with glitchy tech, bad code, or mornings that don't go according to plan.

Bureaucratic Specifications:

• Capacity: 11oz (Standard Ration) or 15oz (Extended Ration).

• Visual: High-contrast, retro pixel-art error screen.

• Material: Ceramic (Guaranteed not to melt).

• Safety: Dishwasher and Microwave safe.

Warning: Contents may be almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.