THE "SECTOR ZZ9" BAGGAGE TRACKING MUG

We have good news and bad news. The good news is that space travel is scientifically possible. The bad news is that your suitcase did not make the jump with you.

This mug features a high-definition rendering of the last known location of your checked luggage—currently entering a wireframe wormhole in deep space. It serves as a beautiful, tragic reminder that while you might know where your towel is, you have absolutely no idea where your clean socks are.

A must-have for the seasoned galactic traveler who knows that "Checking In" is just a fancy word for "Goodbye."

Bureaucratic Specifications:

• Capacity: 11oz or 15oz.

• Visuals: Vintage sci-fi illustration of a suitcase drifting into a neon vortex.

• Material: High-durability ceramic (The only thing that didn't get lost).

• Care: Dishwasher safe.

Consumer Warning: Do not drop this mug. If broken, the shards cannot be recovered from the alternate dimension they will inevitably fall into.